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作者: 花醉红尘 时间: 2015-2-22 05:21 标题: 一次在印尼找小姐的囧事

大概是2010年吧，有一次我们去印尼。然后找了一个拉皮条的司机带我们去找小姐，司机把我们拉到了一户人家里，没错就是一户人家，不知道是不是印尼有很多这样小作坊似的妓院。进去之后里面坐着一对中年夫妇，司机就在旁边跟他们说了一下，然后那中年妇女进去叫了两个女的出来。我们一块的有三个人，两个女的不够啊，于是楼主装作大方让给了我两同事（其实是楼主没看上两女的，）所以我们让那中年妇女的再去叫一个来。中年妇女说没有了，就两个。一听这我们就不乐意了，难道让我们玩5P，哈哈。楼主和同事还是比较害羞的，不好意思玩群P。就跟那女的说要不你再叫一个来，要不我们就都走了。旁边的男的一听急了，跟那女的叽里咕噜说了一会。反正没听懂，就问司机他们怎么说，司机说要让他们的女儿出来。楼主一听，心里有点小惊喜，难道还能玩到一个良家。于是就催着他们去叫。那女儿一出来，也没让楼主眼前一亮，皮肤黑黑的，个子小小的，长得很普通，也不算难看。楼主这时候是箭在弦上啊，哪还计较这么多，于是开始谈价钱，来来去去终于敲定了60美金干两炮加旅馆费。于是一路颠簸到了一家小旅馆，三人各自进了一间房。一进房啥也不说了，反正也沟通不了。两人都脱了精光，进浴室冲了一下身子。摸摸抱抱滚到了床上，楼主不喜欢戴套就问女的，不戴可以不，女的点点头。然后...然后楼主悲剧了，那女下面紧，还没有出水，楼主一记直捣黄龙，就感觉下身一阵撕裂的疼。一拔出来，一看全是血。没错见血了，不够不是那女的，是楼主的小弟弟流血了。霎时楼主慌了，鸡巴也软了，心想不会是鸡巴断了吧，一看，鸡巴是没断，但是下面那皮和龟头连接处破了一个口子，血还一直往外渗。那女的一看也吓坏了，楼主一边安慰女的，一边擦着血，想着没断就好没断就好。最后炮也没打成，提起裤子就走了。开始还想着那口子能自己愈合，过两小时后一看内裤上全是血，血还在往外滴。最后没办法去医院了。有没有人感受过止血夹夹鸡巴啊，真他妈的疼啊，我小弟弟可遭老罪了，又是打麻醉，又是插尿管，后来缝了4,5针吧。楼主在医院里躺了一个礼拜完全歇菜了。庆幸的是后来也没影响到功能，照样能用。一身的伤疤是男人的荣誉，你们鸡巴上有伤疤吗。哈哈

作者: batigoal 时间: 2015-2-22 06:53

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作者: 桂鱼 时间: 2016-1-12 08:56

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作者: 弟大勿勃JJ 时间: 2016-1-12 10:33

你不用口水呀。。。

作者: 弟大勿勃JJ 时间: 2016-1-12 10:33 标题: 你牛

你不用口水呀。。。

作者: yd5066492 时间: 2016-1-19 13:52

以前不懂，看贴总是不回，一直没提升等级和增加经验，现在我明白了，反正回贴可以升级，也可以赚经验，而升级又需要经验，我就把这句话复制下来，遇贴就灌水，捞经验就闪！

作者: 职业好 时间: 2016-1-22 12:42

作者: 殇殃 时间: 2019-12-3 19:08

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